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Tuesday, July 7, 2015
If a guy likes you:
1. He will call you. No, your phone isn’t broken. No, his text message/email didn’t get lost in cyberspace. He simply hasn’t tried to contact you. And if for some reason the cyber boogyman intercepted his message from hitting your inbox, he will eventually try to contact you a second time. Men who like you will initiate communication with you.
True Life Story
Sophia: Born as the 5th child in a family of 3 boys and 3 girls. A university graduate. Born and bred in one of Nigeria’s big cities.
Jerome: Nigerian Father and Spanish mother. Lost his mother at the age of 15, His only blood sister resides in Europe and he has not seen her in over 8 years. Jerome stopped speaking to his dad 2 years ago.
A woman and her mother-in-law are always having issues. They never seem to agree on anything! One day, the woman came into the house and realized the mother-in-law had come over to spend the weekend. She got angry and the both of them started arguing about something that doesn't even make sense. Here's how the conversation went:
Mother-in-law: You just lie all the time.
Woman: I don't! Stop lying!
Mother-in-law: You can't say a sentence without lying!
Woman: Don't be stupid!
Mother-in-law: Oya na, let’s try it: tell me one true sentence.
Woman: Ok, NO WAHALA... but you must carry your things and get out after that
Mother-in-law: If you tell me true sentence I’ll go but if you will lie again I will stay. I promise I will!
The lady thought for a couple of minutes...then she told her mother-in-law one sentence. The mother-in-law picked her bag and went to hang herself....What did the lady say?
Are you smart??? Prove it! :-)
Woman Buys A New SimCard, Puts it In Her Phone and Decides 2 Surprise her Husband Who Is seated On the Couch In The Living Room... She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With the New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds in A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen."..