Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Nigerian Prostitutes Congratulates Buhari; Declares Nationwide Free Sex

You recall The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes (NANP), promised to give everyone free sex for 3 days if Jonathan fails. Well, they were not joking! They have allegedly congratulated Buhari for winning the presidential elections and have declared nation wide free sex. Read the text message they reportedly forwarded to Daily Post,

“Hi Ameh, please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll.

“As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,”

Silverbird''s Ben Murray Bruce Wins Senatorial Seat Under PDP

PDP’s Candidate for Bayelsa East Senatorial Zone, Ben Murray Bruce, has been declared by INEC as the winner of Saturday’s election.

Ben Bruce had a total of 88,455 votes to defeat his closest rival and former Governor Timipre Sylva of the APC who had 16,924 votes.

The Returning officer, Tano Dumoyei Agusomu announced the result in Twon Brass headquarters of Bayelsa East Senatorial zone.....Who knew Murray Bruce was from Bayelsa?

Wow! Check Out This Weird Coincidence About Buhari

You agree?

Dammy Krane Cuts Off His Dreads Because Buhari Won The Elections (See PIC)

Chai! Which look do you prefer before? Him with dreads or without dreads

Monalisa Chinda Shares Make - Up Free PIC

Cute mama!

Love Talk: Should I Be Worried About His Female Friends?

My relationship with my best friend is a bit unorthodox. After all, she’s a woman and that can tend to make the women I date a bit uncomfortable. It’s something that I’ve had to work through for years and it’s definitely not something I haven’t overcome before. In fact, the women I date soon find out that the overwhelming majority of my friends are females and they have to make peace with that — or not. I don’t know how this happened but I can only guess that being raised by a single mother, a grandmother, and single aunts placed me in several circumstances where I was surrounded by women. My second guess would be that after joining a black Greek lettered organization, my need for making male friends outside of the organization was reduced.

LOL! Check Out Jega & Buhari Dancing @ APC's Headquarters Last Night

It was all celebration and jubilation at APC's headquarters in Abuja last night. Jega decided to join  in the celebration although he reportedly breezed in and out. The picture of he and Buhari dancing last night has gone viral. See pic after the cut + more pics from the celebration

Pls Advice: "Should I Let Them Have The Abortion?"

I stumbled on this. What would you advice him to do?
One of the most important things that binds best friends is the freedom to share secrets with each other and be sure it will never be exposed. If a best friend exposes the secrets of another, it is an unmitigated betrayal but are there cases that deserves an exception? 
My best friend(18) recently confided in me that his girl friend (19) was pregnant for him. He told me the secret was burdensome and he had to share with someone, he picked me as his best friend because he was sure I will never tell anyone.

Buhari To Address The Nation By 11am

The new president elect would be addressing Nigerians at exactly 11am today. So stay tuned!

Jega Officially Announces Buhari As The New President Elect...Congratulations Nigeria!

In all the total figures read; 
"No of Accredited voters": 31,746,490
AA: 22,125,
KOWA: 13,076

Total valid votes: 28,587,564
Rejected votes: 844,519
Total Votes Cast: 29,432,083"

HappY aPriL FoOlS dAY!

...and Happy New MONTH you all! It is the 4th month in 2015 and i am delighted we all made it! 
It's also April Fools Day! Any plans? Who are you planning to fool? Any lady you are planning to propose to and then shout in her face: "APRIL FOOL"! lol! 

I do hope Jega doesn't climb the podium to tell us we have all been fooled and Buhari didn't win...:-)

Have a very lovely "prank-filled" day you all and a blessed month filled with pleasant surprises. Pls do tell me your April Fool's Day plan, cause i really want to prank a lot of people today and i have totally ran out of ideas...Thanks fam! *Big Hug* :-)


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