Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Love Talk: New Toasting Lines Used By 9ja Guys...

These are the new lines used by Naija boys to woo girls these days,
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 
2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night. 
3. May I have a plaster? I bruised my knee when I fell for you 
4. May I have your 9 digits? I have the first 1. 
5. Are you from the Space? Because I only see stars. 
6. Are you from Iraq? Because you the BOMB! 
7. May I have your number? I lost mine. 
8. I hope you have a license because  you are driving me crazy 
9. Are you a teddy? Because  i feel like cuddling you right now 
10. Do you eat a lot of sugar? you're too sweet! 
11. Is your father a mechanic? because you just fixed my heart 
12. I guess i'm a bad shooter because I keep missing you

You could add yours :-)

Credit: Kenneth

MUST READ: The Haven

True Life Story
I was born in Northern Nigeria, the last of three children. I loved playing with the girls as a child, wearing my sister's dresses and experimenting with my mother's make up kit. I threw a tantrum when I couldn't get the latest doll from the neighbourhood supermarket. Our house was a stone's throw away from a local bar, popularly known as "Gidan Yan Daudu". The Gay Men's Haven. I never knew why it bore that name, as a five year old. I just knew I loved frequenting the spot, going on errands to buy the local delicacy of "Tuwon Shinkafa da Miyan Kuka" for my siblings. 
I would spend hours playing with other kids around the bar. The place had a magnetic attraction for me.

Rolayo's Journal: "Old Love"

Rolayo's Journal is the very interesting story of a young lady. It's a journal that showcases what she passes through- the fun times, the not-so-fun times, the temptations and the trials of her every day life. It's a journal being kept for her unborn child who she plans to call-"Kikelomo"....It's being featured on this blog occasionally on Tuesdays. Just incase you missed the last journal entry you could catch up HERE

Here's the 22nd journal entry...Enjoy!

Title: Old Love

Dear Kike,
 “ When your legs don’t work like they used to before

And I can’t sweep you off of your feet

Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love?

Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?

Pls Advice: "He's Still On My Mind"

I had this sex with a guy some 5 years ago and till date the memory is still fresh in my mind.I am married now (2 years) but Whenever my husband and I are having it, all I think is this same guy. When am alone I masturbate because the thought comes on me.....My husband says I have a great sex life but I am feeling guilty..Pls is anything wrong with me or it just a feeling that will soon pass away..

If you have any issue you need advice on, pls send a mail to blogsvila@yahoo.com. All mails would be treated discreetly 

True or False?

Riddle Of The Day + Win Airtime!

"... I do not ask for your mercy. I ask that you give us a fighting chance, a chance to survive, just as that Achuba gave you when he threw you into the well." You say, stuttering on in fear.
****The Achuba Collector And A Riddle To Get Right.*****

Your surname is Achuba. You get a friend request from a Chuka Basill on facebook. As usual, you check out the requester's profile. No profile picture... No posts... 49 friends. The creepy thing about this Chuka Basill's profile is that his 49 friends all bear the same surname as you. The very same surname. Achuba.

You accept the friend request right after screen-grabbing the page and telling your older sister about it.

Woman Given 200 Lashes For Being Raped In Saudi Arabia

What do you think guys? Most times, when women are raped...are they the ones at fault? Check out another rape story here and pls tell us your thoughts

Credit: CoolFm

In The Name Of Fashion

Charly Boy Says Beautiful Women Don't Know About Love...You Agree?

What do you think? True or False?

See Alleged PIC Of Nadia Buari's Twins

I'm not certain yet if they are really hers. But which everway, they are very cute!

First Solar-Powered Plane Begins Flight (See PIC)

There is now a plane that runs on solar energy oh! Read how Punch is reporting the newest development below,

A Swiss solar-powered plane has taken off from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates marking the start of the first attempt to fly around the world without a drop of fuel, Al Jazeera reports. 
The Solar Impulse 2, piloted by Andre Borschberg of Switzerland, took off at 7.12am local time (0412 GMT) on Monday from the UAE’s Al-Bateen airport and headed to Muscat, the capital of Oman, where it is expected to land later after the first leg of the journey. 

MUST WATCH: Video Of Mama Peace Asking That APC Supporters Be Stoned

I don't know if i should laugh or be angry. The video has all the hilarious stuff that is associated with Mama Peace, but then she also said lots of serious things that leaves you wondering.... Pls watch the video above and tell us your thoughts. I transcribed part of it, you could read it after the cut

BV HookUps

BV HookUp aims at successfully matching two compatible individuals of the opposite sex, for serious dating.....that could lead to marriage.  What makes BV HookUp different from the normal match making is that it would be done manually. And by manual, i mean a "machine" wouldn't be doing the hookup from behind the scenes. We would actually be hooking you up personally....we may have to switch to automatic later on, but for now it would be manual.

If you are interested, send me a mail. The mail should include your Name, Gender, Age and Why you want to be hooked up. It should be sent to bvhookup@yahoo.com

Inspire Me

Credit: Gentlemenhood


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