A woman and her mother-in-law are always having issues. They never seem to agree on anything! One day, the woman came into the house and realized the mother-in-law had come over to spend the weekend. She got angry and the both of them started arguing about something that doesn't even make sense. Here's how the conversation went:
Mother-in-law: You just lie all the time.
Woman: I don't! Stop lying!
Mother-in-law: You can't say a sentence without lying!
Woman: Don't be stupid!
Mother-in-law: Oya na, let’s try it: tell me one true sentence.
Woman: Ok, NO WAHALA... but you must carry your things and get out after that
Mother-in-law: If you tell me true sentence I’ll go but if you will lie again I will stay. I promise I will!
The lady thought for a couple of minutes...then she told her mother-in-law one sentence. The mother-in-law picked her bag and went to hang herself....What did the lady say?
Are you smart??? Prove it! :-)