Thursday, April 16, 2015

"I'm In Love With A Tree...It's The Best Sex I've Ever Had"-Emma McCabe

A woman who gave up on men has resorted to entering an intimate relationship with a tree!

In an interview that has left a lot of people stumped, 31-year-old Emma McCabe admitted to Closer Magazine that she's in love with a tree.

After a series of failed relationships, she literally branched out and fell head over heels with a poplar tree she affectionately named Tim. In her words,
“My feelings are genuine. I’ve had boyfriends, but never connected with anyone like Tim,” 
“I’m in love and would like to get married. I look at other trees, but don’t touch — I wouldn’t cheat on Tim.”



Emma also claims that sex with the tree is the best she's ever had and probably gave more detail than anyone needed to know! 

“He fulfills my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked,” Emma explained. 
“I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it’s the best I’ve ever had!”  

Apparently she sees Tim four times a week where they "just talk" and she plans to marry him, despite her family not wanting to talk about it.

It’s believed Emma’s unique love story may actually be the result of a dendrophilia, a condition in which a person is sexually attracted to or aroused by trees...

1 comment:

  1. I knew there will be a medical term for it. We see such as witchcraft spirit while oyibos see it as a medical condition. Choi

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