Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Project Smile :-)



A fourth grade teacher asks the class, “Have any of you ever saved somebody’s life?” 
A little boy raises his hand, “Yes, my little nephew’s.” 
“Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?” asks the teacher. 
The little guy replies, “I hid my mum’s birth control pills!”....

Friday, September 18, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 10


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Episode 6Episode 7,  Episode 8 and Episode 9


Episode 10

*****

The first drops of rain hit my face as I stepped out the car. I grabbed my navy-blue jacket from the backseat. 

I looked at the small crowd of people gathered by the graveside, all dressed in black. 

Gloria did not deserve the blackness. She had a colourful life, the least we could do was give her a colourful funeral. I grabbed a handkerchief from the car, I promised myself to be calm but I did not trust that promise. I took a deep breath and walked towards my final goodbye.

Friday, September 11, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 9


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Episode 6Episode 7 and Episode 8



Episode 9

*****
I stepped harder on the accelerator as I moved through the light traffic. I was blessed that this was not one of the days when there was ‘bumper to bumper’ traffic. I was just two minutes from the hospital, but I wished I could somehow do the minutes in seconds. Two minutes was too long to wait to see Gloria.

Friday, September 4, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 8


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5Episode 6 and Episode 7



Episode 8

*****
I opened my eyes that morning and immediately wished I did not have to leave the bed. It was not the first time I had woken up this way. And it started two months ago when Gloria broke up with me. I thought my mind was prepared for the break up after what I did but it wasn’t at all. 
I stumbled through my daily activities for about two weeks before I finally decided I had to move on. And move on, I did. Or so I thought.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 7

I'm really sorry this is coming in this late guys...had to travel

In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5 and Episode 6


Episode 7

****

I grabbed the edge of the seat as the plane bumped onto the tarmac. I peeped out of the window and my heart fluttered. 

Somewhere in the airport, Gloria was waiting for me but I was not sure what to expect. We did not break up when I went to Finland but the relationship was not exactly a smooth one. Sometimes I felt like it was better if she broke up with me, I hated the uncertainty.

The plane stopped and I stood to grab my bag.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Ndy WEDS!

                           
I have a feeling
That I can comprehend
In my deepest thoughts your are
More than just a friend!

Yayyy!!!! Hey guys.....*clears throat* *cleans dusty keyboard*...*covers face*.....i know i owe everyone plenty apologies and lots of explanations...will do that really soon :-)...please do bear with me ....
Meanwhile, our very own Professor, NDY got married to his sweet heart, Eberechi, traditionally on the 14th of this month! Big congrats to you Ndy!!! Thanks for being a true friend :-)

The super cute guy graciously decided to share his Love Story with us as well as his Wedding Pictures. Do sit back and enjoy! :-)

Friday, August 21, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 6


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4 and Episode 5


Episode 6

****
Grrrriiiiing!!!

I opened my eyes and looked at the alarm, it was five o’clock already? I hit the snooze button, pulled the duvet over my head and closed my eyes.

Grrrriiiiing!!!

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

"Amen" or "God Forbid"?

My prayer for you tonight is that you marry the last person you kissed...Did i hear an 'Amen' or 'God Forbid'? :-) Good night you all!

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Question Of The Night


You misplaced N50, someone picked the same money to buy something worth of N10 in your shop and you balance him/her N40.... How much have you lost?

Friday, August 14, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 5


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3 and Episode 4


Episode 5

*****
Missing Gloria’s award dinner – or rather almost missing it was the wake-up call I needed. 

It was true that I was enjoying working with Inka and her team but if it meant losing Gloria, I had to rethink it all. I could still lose Gloria if she really meant what she said about long distance relationships but it won’t be my fault. I knew I had to do something, I had to show Gloria I was all in. 

So that Saturday morning I called my boss.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Rolayo's Journal: "Second Chances"


Rolayo's Journal is the very interesting story of a young lady. It's a journal that showcases what she passes through- the fun times, the not-so-fun times, the temptations and the trials of her every day life. It's a journal being kept for her unborn child who she plans to call-"Kikelomo"....It's being featured on this blog occasionally on Tuesdays...or Thursdays. Just incase you missed the last journal entry you could catch up HERE

Here's the 39th journal entry...Enjoy!

Journal
Title: "Second Chances"

Dear Kike,

I remember I wrote about one of my admirers who overstepped his bounds on my first visit to his house. It turns out that his immediate sister is getting married really soon. He’s been decorating the social media with BEAUTIFUL pictures of his beloved sister and her equally handsome Boo.

Hehehe! Tweet Of The Day!

Friday, August 7, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 4


In case you missed it, read Episode 1Episode 2 and Episode 3


Episode 4

*****
It was already one month since that day when I asked Gloria to be my girlfriend. She said yes but not before she had toyed with me. I had honestly feared she was going to say no and now I feared she would be wishing she had. Our relationship was not going well and I was to blame.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Rolayo's Journal: "Journals!"


Rolayo's Journal is the very interesting story of a young lady. It's a journal that showcases what she passes through- the fun times, the not-so-fun times, the temptations and the trials of her every day life. It's a journal being kept for her unborn child who she plans to call-"Kikelomo"....It's being featured on this blog occasionally on Tuesdays...or Thursdays. Just incase you missed the last journal entry you could catch up HERE

Here's the 38th journal entry...Enjoy!

Journal
Title: "Journals!"

Dear Kike,

I don’t have a lot to say today.... I am trying to save time but still drop something in this space.

A friend of mine has told me like 100 times within the space of two weeks, to make sure I start keeping a journal- I agree with her. I know that I am about to step into some of the most interesting days yet. There would so many things worthy of being put in writing. I should probably document my journey with Jesus. It’s been beautiful so far, but I am convinced that there are endless things that the Holy Spirit still wants t teach me. I should write them down, maybe it  would help someone else. I mean, imagine if Brother Paul didn’t write all those letters to all those churches and individuals.

Friday, July 31, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 3


In case you missed it, read Episode 1 and Episode 2


Episode 3

*****
Our second date – or our first proper date actually, was going to be great. I had it all planned out. There was this cosy little restaurant a few kilometres from the city, it was the perfect place. The only reason I knew about it was because Molade had asked me to take her there once. I went to the place and scoped it out, found out it was very expensive. I cooked up some excuse and ditched Molade. Now I was glad she introduced me to the place.

True or False Guys?


Twitter Users Blast Meek Mill's "Wanna Know" Diss Track


Choi! Meek's "Wanna Know" track is already trending and people are not liking it at all!
See more memes and tweets after the cut + listen to the song if you are yet to

Project Smile :-)


Meek Mill Finally Responds To Drake With His Own Diss Track (Listen To It)

I'm sure you all know the drama going on between Drake, Meek Mill and Nicki Minaj. Meek has finally dropped his own diss track. Check out how The Verge is reporting it below,

Over a week after Meek Mill first called out Drake for allegedly having a ghostwriter, the Philly rapper has responded with his own diss record, "Wanna Know". The track follows two records from Drake — "Charged Up" and "Back to Back Freestyle" — that put Meek's back against the wall. Everyone expected a response from Meek Mill earlier this week on Hot 97 DJ Funkmaster Flex's show that never transpired. Meek Mill and his team began dropping hints this afternoon (yesterday) that the track would finally be released tonight, and on Flex's show no less. Now that Meek has responded, the biggest beef in hip hop is in full swing.
Drake will surely respond with his own record in the next few days, but Meek is in the game now, and this battle is just getting started. Is "Wanna Know" good enough to dig Meek Mill out of the 2-0 hole he's up against? Can Meek Mill really win a battle against Drake? And more importantly, what does Nicki Minaj think of all this?
Listen to Wanna Know after the cut and do tell us if you think he did a better job

Fayose Claims He Was Once A Danfo Driver; Nigerians Blast Him! (See Comments)

While speaking yesterday at the swearing-in of new state executive members of the Road Transport Employers Association of Nigeria, Fayose mentioned that he was once a "danfo driver". In his words,
“Please, I want to commend you for contributing immensely to the development of the state’s economy, but don’t allow yourselves to be used by evil doers. You can see that some kidnappers were paraded recently. Information from them revealed that they have been using some of your members. 
“I was once a driver like you. I used the money I got from driving to sponsor myself for HND at Ibadan Polytechnic, but I did not get desperate. All I’m saying is that being a driver you can make it in life. You will become what you want to become in life with hard work. Don’t join evil gang for you to get rich overnight, try and rise through the ladder like we did.”
“Though I am part of you, if you breach the law, I won’t save or spare you. You will be arrested and prosecuted by the security agents,” 
Trust Nigerians to blast him. Read some of their comments below,

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Ladies, Imagine This Happened On Your Wedding Day...


Yikes! What would you do?

a. Pretend nothing happened and continue with the ceremony...after all everyone has seen it already
b. Put off your veil and try to tie it round your waist
c. Laugh it off
d. Ask boo to snap and upload on Fb..

Check Out What I Saw In My Tantalizers' Food Pack


I don't know if it's just me that has a problem with this fast food. They are the closest to my work place and as such, i have no option but to patronize them when i really need to get snacks and all that. Their customer service is cool though, but their food is not it at all. And the environment is just somehow...like it's not conducive per se. Sometimes i wonder why they are still in business.

My experience with them yesterday was funny. I had gone to buy toast bread from them and as usual, when you buy stuff they put serviette paper in your food pack

On getting to the office, i pulled out the bread to eat and i discovered that the serviette paper they kept inside had "KFC" (Kentucky Fried Chicken) stamp on it, lol. Meaning their food is so terrible that possibly a staff, went to buy from KFC and forgot to trash their serviette paper. Another staff mistakenly took it and added it to my food pack. I don't know if there is any other explanation for this though...or is Tantalizers now in partnership with KFC?

I'm not sure if other branches of Tantalizers do better in terms of food and all that. But i personally wouldn't recommend this particular branch to anyone.

In your own opinion, which fastfood in 9ja is the worst in terms of service, food quality, neatness and all that?
 

Inspire Me


Friday, July 24, 2015

MUST READ: 'Gloria, Will You Marry Me?' 2


In case you missed it, read Episode 1


Episode 2

*****
One week had passed since I got Gloria’s number but I was yet to call her. 
I did not forget, in fact, I remembered everyday but something inhibited me. Something that had consumed me so many other times with so many girls, maybe Gloria was just like any of them. But it turns out she was not.

Must Read: When He Farts On The First Date

 

Someone should please explain to me how guys reason because I don’t understand.

Why do guys think that they can do anything and still get away with it?. I don’t give a rat’s ass if the recent statistics show that the ratio of women to men is 3:1. Neither do I care if guys are in high demand and there are not enough of them to go round.  It’s no excuse, okay?.

What happened to me should never happen to any lady and single girl should ever have to go through what I went through…

PICS From Wizkid's All White Yacht Party

Wizzy had an all white party after the MAMAs in Durban,South Africa. More pics after the cut

Kylie Jenner Graduates High School (See PICS)


I thought they were home schooled or something?...oh well...more pics below

PICS: Couple Caught Having Sex Inside Phone Booth


A very weird British couple were pictured having sex in broad day light, inside a glass phone booth.

30-year old Gavin Wain and 41-year old Lisa Kerley made headlines around the UK this week for their act.
However, the couple seem not to be ashamed at all. Infact they even granted an interview!

They defended their actions to news outlets, saying they were surprised at the backlash over the natural deed. In their words,
"I didn't think anyone could see us,"
"I don't think we have done anything wrong. We both like it outdoors and no one got hurt."
The couple got "in the mood" after drinking. When they passed a phone booth, Garvin asked if Lisa wanted "a quickie." ...She agreed and they got on with it.

A passing motorist who was angry snapped pictures of the couple in the act.

The couple of one year, who is not sorry for their act, claims to have had sex everywhere from canals to fields, 
"We like having sex outdoors. It's healthy and gives you an extra buzz."
More pics below + a clip of their interview

Project Smile :-)


My neighbor, Emeka, knocked at his door at midnight. His Wife shouted from inside the house,
"Go back to where you are coming from!"

Emeka replied, 'Open the door or I will throw my body into the swimming pool!'

His Wife shouted, 'Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?'

Inspire Me


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